Royal Flush

I have a dream.

How many times do you find yourself sitting in the bathroom with absolutely nothing to do? Well, I guess that quite often you are doing something, but that doesn't take a whole lot of concentration now does it? Well, people have many ideas about how to fill that dead time such as:

• Reading the newspaper
• Reading Sports Illustrated
• Reading the back of your shampoo bottle
• Talking on a cell phone (you know who you are...)

Well, I plan on taking things to the next level - TV. For years we have had the TV, and now we have them built for ouur kitchens and our cars, and why not have one in the bathroom? I hear Samuel L. Jackson even has a TiVo in his bathroom, and he never misses on a good idea...

There is also a plan for a TV in the shower, but it is a bit more complicated, but nothing says royal treatment more than exfoliating facial scrub and CNN - AT THE SAME TIME! There really is only one drawback to this whole plan, and that's the end of the mid-shower epiphany. But, sometimes you can't have it all.