Personal Assistant

So, my mom just dropped a bunch of Christmas shopping on me that I really don't have the time to do. Personally, I'm looking at this as an opportunity- and opportunity to get me a personal assistant. Being a grad student really narrows my options here, but I have managed to compile a list of affordable candidates:

• Kevin, Screech's robot from Saved by the Bell
• Charles in Charge (though I hear he has a promising law career now)
• Charles in Charge's friend Buddy
• V.I.C.I. the robot from Small Wonder
• Mr. Belvedere (if he'll come out of retirement)
• and, if I can afford him, Benson.

Don't remember some of these? Here's a refresher:

• Kevin (actually, I couldn't find Kevin, but this replacement should suffice)
• The future Bob Loblaw & his sidekick Buddy (Nicole Eggert was hot, but Charle's girlfriend was hotter)
• Small Wonder (or if you're really brave... link)
• Mr. Belvedere - I wish this was still available.
• Benson