Funniest thing I heard all day

I was playing a game with my niece today during dinner. It went something like this: I would compare her to something good, and her brother to something bad. Then she would return the favor. She's 7 and he's 14 with a bit of an attitude, so it worked. After a few rounds of this, I felt things were getting a little too formulaic, and instead of passing her a compliment, I went absurd and told her she was as black as the olive I was currently holding in my hand. Her response was priceless:

"Have you seen those crackers in the kitchen?"