The Brackets

While doing some March Madness research, I ran across this:

Best mascot: If Penn can be true to its heritage and call itself the Quakers, why can't BYU quit this whole "Cougars" charade and call itself the Mormons? Big edge to Penn, for keeping it real.

I suppose he has a point. But what about BYU-Idaho? Would they be "The really strict Mormons" or perhaps "the hasidic Mormons?" I guess the world will never know.