The legality of apple cider

My roommate and I were having a discussion about what makes apple cider "cider" and not juice. We were stumped. This highly accurate source told us that cider is the tarter, cloudier version of apple juice, and then proceeded to amaze us with this remark (click to enlarge):


Not legally well established? Well, I suppose that one of you lawyer types should get on that. I can only imagine that this gray area of the law ripe and ready for picking, as it were...

I say a lot of stupid things...

Boy, I say a lot of stupid crap.

Do you ever have those moments when you think back on things and realize how dumb you sounded? That happens to me a lot. Why am I telling you all this? Well, mainly because we all know that it is true.

So, if you think back on things and realize that I have said something completely blockheaded, lame or otherwise moronic, rest assured that I've probably realized it as well. Let's face it, I'll never bat 1.000. I'm always going to say dumb things once in awhile - we all do. But, here's to hoping that my batting average will improve.